The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
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So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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