don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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