it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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