watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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