So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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