38 yer olds are good kisserssss
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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