If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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