Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Randomize