I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
your like the ambassador to my penis.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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