Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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