I wish I could teleport
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Someone shattered a urinal.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
