Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
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Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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