Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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