I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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