is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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