butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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