You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
sex in a hospital.. check
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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