absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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