I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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