In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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