I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
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My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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