normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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