I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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