either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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