there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
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