Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
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He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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