Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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