You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Sorry my hands just texted you
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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