I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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