Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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