it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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