Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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