Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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