You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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