He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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