let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
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the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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