i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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