i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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