idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
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