I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
He did a backflip because drugs
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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