we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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