Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
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If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
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Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
Come on in and take your pants off
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