Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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