Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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