theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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