two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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