Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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