Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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