You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Michael Bay diarrhea
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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