ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
Randomize
