A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
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It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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