Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Girls should come with a carfax report
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.