Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it