do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?