This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
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Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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