i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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